EMILY: Hey all you bored people looking at this! This is a page to honor Willow, my (almost) two year old cat. She is the queen of the house who also loves to do the Irish Jig- WILLOW: HEY! You said you wouldn't tell anyone about that! EMILY: Sorry, sorry...Anyhoo, she loves Fancy Feast and her intrests include animals/nature(mice), personal hygiene, and catnip. She loves catnip, one time, after her first "meeting" with catnip, she- WILLOW: HEY! Okay, from now on, I am doing ALL the talking. Anyway, I like to be called Queen Willow, although SOMEBODY calls me something else...Grr... EMILY: Li'l Willow! WILLOW: I put up with her calling me that, only because she has opposable thumbs and can get me Fancy Feast...*mouth drools* yum... I also sleep, but every cat does, and I am usually quite active- EMILY: Yeah! *Laughs Hysterically* yeah, quite active, you only sleep 23 hours a day! WILLOW: What about you?! In the summer, you stay up until 3 am and sleep until 12 pm! *Laughs/Meows* Anyway, I love my owner Emily and she loves me to, but she could give me more Fancy Feast and Catnip to prove it... EMILY: Yeah, sure. WILLOW: Okay, so anyway I also like the shows CATDOG and SURVIVOR and GARFIELD, but I DO NOT like HAMTARO, in REAL life little hamsters wouldn't talk or outsmart cats, and AMERICAN IDOL. Those people hurt my ears! Okay, I need to stop rambling now- EMILY: Tell me about it! WILLOW: Grr.... well, enjoy the website! And remember, donations of catnip and Fancy Feast are welcome! EMILY: You already have enough! Anyway... BOTH: Bye all!